Sunday, July 19, 2009

(a bonus edition: Laksa Hahn Darlin, a.k.a. KingLaksa)



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  1. My brother Mole learns to operate a forklift at a logging mill. The O'Brien Police gave him the green light, he claims. http://bit.ly/2cWaKX11:06 AM Jul 16th from web
  2. Have you ever seen a wolf poo.. okay, I can say it, (deep breath)..a wolf pooping in public? Wolves these days, tsk tsk. http://bit.ly/JG5Vj5:54 PM Jul 15th from web
  3. Not quite Apollo 11. (July 16th is coming up!) Just another Douglas A-4E Skyhawk and Aero Spacelines 377MG Mini Guppy http://bit.ly/a8JdJ 11:46 AM Jul 14th from web
  4. Bound For Glory. A kitty (moi, KingLaksa) aboard a freight train (seriously!) sans guitar. Mole following close behind. http://bit.ly/19p8Td9:37 AM Jul 13th from web
  5. Melt alert! A MOTORBOAT splashed by. A seagull flew by. I'd say it's a LITTLE unnatural for cats to be chilling on Bainbridge car ferry.10:28 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
  6. Too lazy to use Motion X GPS. For KingLaksa coordinates, google Cross Country Kitties. Be sure to leave comments, guys. Codeword Matodai...6:32 AM Jul 8th from web
  7. Someday I'll make my Cross Country Kitty music video on YouTube and you won't yell at me for shedding http://bit.ly/150rWj you will anyway:(12:08 PM Jul 2nd from web
  8. I'm conducting counter-ratatouille operations. Mom may have nearly fainted in Istanbul (imam bayildi!) but I'm definitely a karniyarik boy..4:35 AM Jun 24th from web
  9. Pet Airways pawssengers? Indignity! No way I'm boarding the airplane cooped up with these idiots. Can I be the pawilot? http://bit.ly/YkT7Y5:29 PM Jun 22nd from web
  10. Countdown LRO... Uncle Yeats had the right idea. I'm the nearest kin of the moon. I will make the moon spin round like a top, if I have to.12:09 PM Jun 17th from web
  11. Mommy says, given enough time and patience, I can become a purring lapcat. She may be right! In the meantime, here's Maker Faire CatClawBot!9:54 AM Jun 2nd from web
  12. Mr. insecure rain cloud sculpts nasty babies like me, quite a handful, but crocs & sharks don't faze Mr. stork, unruffled like Mole wink wink8:08 PM May 30th from web
  13. Friday night, we're jammin', jammin', jammin' See? I'm Stevie Wonder http://tinyurl.com/m5blpw Hey, harmonica man I can play all night.. zzz10:46 PM May 29th from web
  14. How could a dining room Sputnik chandelier be MY birthday present?? October 4th is more than four months away. (Wrong style for the house!!)1:59 PM May 29th from web
  15. Mommy is already partied out. Time for her to make me a makkurokurosuke or two. Paint a mini Koosh ball? It would look like you know who.9:00 PM May 24th from web
  16. stream of cattishness RUN CLIMB door frame pull ears straight back SLIDE.. MOM STILL GLUED TO STUPID LAPTOP must beat up Mole for attention4:15 PM May 18th from web
  17. You named me Laksa because it sounded like Laika? Excuse me, I'm not a girl, I don't bark... All right, yes I was a stray. YES I'M STRESSED.10:54 PM May 15th from web
  18. Watching "Tremors" on Encore Mystery channel. I could kill those giant graboid worm creatures in, like, 10 seconds. Stop rolling your eyes!9:21 PM Apr 19th from web
  19. MoleTheStupid, I mean @MoleTheWise, I repeat. *Sigh*. Salamanders are not insects. Dolphins are not fish. And you are a cat, not a cougar!4:30 PM Apr 19th from web
  20. @MoletheWise is denigrating the Cross Country Kitties blog. Mom has nothing to do with it. My brother has brought me nothing but trouble.3:09 PM Apr 15th from web
  21. Back into the bathroom sink to sulk. They were just eggs, okay? Sheesh, they were lousy EMPTY shells, okay? I'll MAKE YOU new Prague eggs...6:14 PM Apr 8th from web
  22. Driving around, saw a street cat. Our eyes met. It opened a burger box, and bit into the bun. There was no meat left in it. It looked away.10:08 PM Apr 6th from Tweetie
  23. I am not on Mars. Where am I? http://tinyurl.com/dlyxxj2:59 PM Mar 25th from web
  24. (RT deleted FB pic) A fan of @BarackObama sent me a HOPE poster of MOLE. Dear fan, what about moi, KINGLAKSA??? http://tinyurl.com/dfmonl12:40 PM Mar 25th from web
  25. A Portuguese Water Dog becomes the First Dog in April. He will be black, like my brother Mole. 葡萄牙水犬 in Chinese http://tinyurl.com/b6qjka11:14 AM Feb 25th from web
  26. Mom let me out of the house! Yippee! Um, it took me 0.01 seconds to turn 180 degrees to get back in. Who knew there was a faucet out there??7:11 PM Feb 16th from web
  27. Facebook 讓您和親朋好友保持聯繫, 隨時分享生活中的每一刻? Laksa Mole"找不到你要瀏覽的頁面。你可能點選了一個過期的網址或是打錯了網址。有一些網址是有大小寫分別的。" Wow. you can cram a lot more words in Chinese!...12:19 AM Feb 8th from web
  28. Didn't get to say goodbye to my 2500+ pals on Facebook. "Laksa Mole" seems to have been deleted. Pix still there.. http://tinyurl.com/9pu6oq7:43 PM Feb 5th from web
  29. Rabbit at Rest? So it can be served to me without me chasing it? Oh- you mean the author of Rabbit Angstrom novels, John Updike, passed on.3:36 PM Jan 27th from web
  30. Happy Chinese New Year! Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, sheep, monkey, rooster, dog, pig? Hello? The rat made it and I didn't?4:24 PM Jan 26th from web
  31. Cardboard apple crate cat condominium! 1st floor-Granny Smith, 2nd flr-Jonagold, 3rd flr-Fuji, basement is certified organic. Laksa in PH.2:57 PM Jan 25th from web
  32. Finally. Someone credited http://www.crosscountrykitt... for pic on icanhascheezeburger. (Thieves..) http://tinyurl.com/a3bxgx5:18 PM Jan 24th from web
  33. Why is everyone talking about having balls tonight? Okay, I'd like two balls, please.10:32 PM Jan 20th from web
  34. What do you mean, angry at nothing. This is my job. http://tinyurl.com/84wobp10:08 AM Jan 14th from web
  35. Now that this tiny patch of sun is gone, Mole, you can have this spot. Here, I said you can have it, dummy. Now, get off that heat vent.5:08 PM Jan 12th from web
  36. Someone stole my photo and put it up on icanhascheezeburger. http://tinyurl.com/a3bxgx Well, me da source, guys. How'bout a better caption?9:54 AM Jan 11th from web
  37. I wonder why I never get to go into the mall. I would like a pair of boots.12:51 PM Jan 9th from web
  38. Mole is meditating now. Is that yoga? He says it's better than sitting around doing nothing. http://tinyurl.com/8jzlvf3:47 PM Jan 5th from web
  39. New year's resolutions. 1) Humans shall not witness clumsy head-bonking during abortive fly-catching missions. 2) Guppy is not a water fly.4:01 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from web
  40. My pet peeve? Lapdogs! Yours, too? Yes, yes... go ahead and ban lapdogs in cars. Have you heard of any anti-lapcat bills? I rest my case.9:43 AM Dec 30th, 2008 from web
  41. Dreaming of Pablo Picasso's Figures on a Beach. I think I need another figure to complete the picture. http://tinyurl.com/74spp712:58 AM Dec 28th, 2008 from web
  42. Left me shivering in the car for THREE hours and came back smiling? If it's called The Curious Case of Benjamin Kitten, I might understand.10:45 PM Dec 26th, 2008 from web
  43. 12 days of Christmas. Please skip drummers, pipers, lords, ladies, maids and golden rings... the rest, yum.7:25 AM Dec 21st, 2008 from web
  44. Divots on Molé? What divots. I don't see any divots. Mole, did you pull out your own hair? This stuff on my paw? What stuff? Oh, it's, um...7:27 PM Dec 19th, 2008 from web
  45. My trophy? You mean, that mule deer buck with jumbo horns? I caught the beast with one single paw swipe. Yup. http://tinyurl.com/46zu9s7:58 PM Dec 17th, 2008 from web
  46. @sharonhahnD ... read ... my ... muzzlepuffs ... if you get a puppy, I'll make sure to make his life a pure puppy hell. HELL! Capiche?8:39 AM Dec 8th, 2008 from web in reply to SharonHahnD
  47. My brother's secret mission, not ordered by President-elect Barack Obama. It's a blue-collar job, you see. http://tinyurl.com/6zddgl11:27 PM Dec 6th, 2008 from web
  48. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight... Huh? You guys don't do this?? http://tinyurl.com/644r8611:16 PM Dec 6th, 2008 from web
  49. I am happy today. That's why I bit you, Mole. http://tinyurl.com/5qpsr88:40 PM Dec 4th, 2008 from web
  50. Locked in the bathroom again. Sulking in the sink.1:29 PM Nov 6th, 2008 from web
  51. I think my brother is fat. http://tinyurl.com/594vxz1:23 PM Nov 6th, 2008 from web



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Wednesday, July 1, 2009

  1. hibernating11:16 PM Jun 27th from web
  2. Weekend social life as cocktail choices: 1) 1 full glass of spouse 2) 1/2 cup spouse 1/2 cup buddy 3) 1/64 friend 1/64 friend 1/64 fr...8:42 AM Jun 27th from Tweetie
  3. Food is cheap and plentiful today at Berkeley Safeway. Corn 25c each, Foster Farms young chicken 79c/lb. "Parts of giblets may be missing."5:03 PM Jun 26th from Tweetie
  4. Last night's cocktail: 1 oz joy 1oz gloom 1oz phantom flavor 1oz reassurance; much interference ahead, but I've never been surer in my life.9:57 AM Jun 20th from web
  5. Elmwood feels like the Village tonight. Waited 30 min before getting a Mediterranee table. Festive Friday outing, yet something is missing..8:38 PM Jun 19th from Tweetie
  6. Guessing I permanently altered my emotional baseline. I'd say to around 5.5. Not too high, not too low, yet decidedly on the high side.3:17 PM Jun 19th from web
  7. Assembling Ikea beech veneer "upstairs" furniture shouldn't be this much fun. Unable to graduate to better quality master bedroom TV stand.2:23 PM Jun 19th from web
  8. Kids will be texting multilingually, 한국어 日本語 國語, oh give them 10 yrs http://bit.ly/twcIh Why not look for jobs in Asia http://www.jobsdb.com11:45 AM Jun 19th from web
  9. Mortgage loan signing today. Don't hate me because I locked in a while back at 4.875% APR 30 year fixed 3/4 points. Has it gone up since?9:08 AM Jun 17th from web
  10. Fantasy: Sunny skies, a drive down lovely California coast with top down in my red roadster. Reality: Humming Merry Maid. (Apron? Pie?)8:22 AM Jun 17th from web
  11. @carr2n See if you keep thinking in algorithms during your red-eye back. I wish I could allow myself to be as kooky as you. You never know-.8:38 PM Jun 16th from web
  12. I can laugh. I am actually happy. I'm freezing this moment for posterity.5:12 PM Jun 16th from web
  13. Honey bee invasion in the sun room upstairs. Kitties trying their best to be brave hunters. They may get stung.. I think it's about to rain8:25 AM Jun 16th from web
  14. Craving kaya jam. Beat eggs. Add whipped sugar & coconut milk, beat again. Cook, stir, stir, stir until color turns from cream to caramel.10:27 PM Jun 15th from web
  15. Oscar Wilde: All great ideas are dangerous. Yes, I do have a few GREAT ideas. In my head they shall stay. Not torching perfectly good eggs.9:57 PM Jun 15th from web
  16. Marcus Brauchli @mbrauchli executive editor of The Washington Post former managing editor of The Wall Street Journal (reluctantly) twitters3:22 PM Jun 15th from web
  17. Everyone is a different cocktail each day. Hung over from 1/4 oz cheer, 1/2 oz grouchiness, 1 oz optimism, needed a ton of zest and surprise9:48 AM Jun 14th from web
  18. "Do not work on scaffold, erection in progress!" "請勿於竹棚上工作 (搭建進行中)" http://tinyurl.com/m5zkls Save Chinglish - China's disappearing culture6:49 PM Jun 12th from web
  19. The cleanest, laziest way to poach eggs: Crack 1 egg into a ramekin, poke the yolk, top it with 2 tablespoons of water, microwave for 40 sec3:48 PM Jun 11th from web
  20. There, you made poached egg in 1 min. You don't have to throw out the egg water, if you'd like. Add 1/2 teaspoon shiitake-infused soy sauce.12:40 PM Jun 11th from web
  21. What's so wrong with praising people behind their backs and being blunt with them face to face? It will liberate you. From being a monkey.2:59 PM Jun 10th from web
  22. #photo 121 http://tinyurl.com/lm48hq Birth/Death certificates: Don't take a number, go directly to the vital statistics window to your right1:03 PM Jun 10th from web
  23. Oakland airport runway sign - my comfort blanket.12:37 AM Jun 10th from Tweetie
  24. Cellphone cash stored in SIM cards a thriving industry in South Korea. "Mobile T-money" is cute to boot! http://tinyurl.com/pljnme #economy11:02 PM Jun 7th from web
  25. Pomegranate vodka. Still hoping it isn't flavored vodka but vodka distilled from pomegranate pomace. Cocktail time http://tinyurl.com/plzwe68:37 PM Jun 7th from web
  26. Thought about driving down Highway 1, south of Half Moon Bay. Alas, olallieberries not ripe yet. U-Pick starts 6/20, instructions 83146988042:37 PM Jun 6th from web
  27. What is our modern version of the ape-man's bone in 2001: A Space Odyssey? I don't know, but it takes a community http://tinyurl.com/osp9cq2:50 PM Jun 5th from web
  28. "Will Trade For Food" Bartering (and friendships) on the rise. 物 (material) 物 (material) 交 (exchange) 換 (exchange) http://tinyurl.com/kvshuu8:16 AM Jun 5th from web
  29. Bravo, Kay. Her little piano concert for an audience of one has motivated me Decided to practice in my UNLIVED living room. ExTrEMEly rusty9:32 PM Jun 4th from web
  30. Will be Kay's "victim with ears" this afternoon. "..I need sympathetic ears to get performance nerves under control." Bach, Schubert, Chopin1:43 PM Jun 4th from web
  31. Mission Organize Closet. 10% accomplished. (How does so much dust get in??) ...colored wigs, hoop skirts, hanky tanks, pilot jackets...6:43 PM Jun 3rd from web
  32. #TiananmenPoem: 六月( June) /Heaps of letters cannot be delivered to the hands of the dead http://tinyurl.com/cmlj6c China has come a LONG way2:23 PM Jun 3rd from web

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