Sunday, July 19, 2009

(a bonus edition: Laksa Hahn Darlin, a.k.a. KingLaksa)



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  1. My brother Mole learns to operate a forklift at a logging mill. The O'Brien Police gave him the green light, he claims. http://bit.ly/2cWaKX11:06 AM Jul 16th from web
  2. Have you ever seen a wolf poo.. okay, I can say it, (deep breath)..a wolf pooping in public? Wolves these days, tsk tsk. http://bit.ly/JG5Vj5:54 PM Jul 15th from web
  3. Not quite Apollo 11. (July 16th is coming up!) Just another Douglas A-4E Skyhawk and Aero Spacelines 377MG Mini Guppy http://bit.ly/a8JdJ 11:46 AM Jul 14th from web
  4. Bound For Glory. A kitty (moi, KingLaksa) aboard a freight train (seriously!) sans guitar. Mole following close behind. http://bit.ly/19p8Td9:37 AM Jul 13th from web
  5. Melt alert! A MOTORBOAT splashed by. A seagull flew by. I'd say it's a LITTLE unnatural for cats to be chilling on Bainbridge car ferry.10:28 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
  6. Too lazy to use Motion X GPS. For KingLaksa coordinates, google Cross Country Kitties. Be sure to leave comments, guys. Codeword Matodai...6:32 AM Jul 8th from web
  7. Someday I'll make my Cross Country Kitty music video on YouTube and you won't yell at me for shedding http://bit.ly/150rWj you will anyway:(12:08 PM Jul 2nd from web
  8. I'm conducting counter-ratatouille operations. Mom may have nearly fainted in Istanbul (imam bayildi!) but I'm definitely a karniyarik boy..4:35 AM Jun 24th from web
  9. Pet Airways pawssengers? Indignity! No way I'm boarding the airplane cooped up with these idiots. Can I be the pawilot? http://bit.ly/YkT7Y5:29 PM Jun 22nd from web
  10. Countdown LRO... Uncle Yeats had the right idea. I'm the nearest kin of the moon. I will make the moon spin round like a top, if I have to.12:09 PM Jun 17th from web
  11. Mommy says, given enough time and patience, I can become a purring lapcat. She may be right! In the meantime, here's Maker Faire CatClawBot!9:54 AM Jun 2nd from web
  12. Mr. insecure rain cloud sculpts nasty babies like me, quite a handful, but crocs & sharks don't faze Mr. stork, unruffled like Mole wink wink8:08 PM May 30th from web
  13. Friday night, we're jammin', jammin', jammin' See? I'm Stevie Wonder http://tinyurl.com/m5blpw Hey, harmonica man I can play all night.. zzz10:46 PM May 29th from web
  14. How could a dining room Sputnik chandelier be MY birthday present?? October 4th is more than four months away. (Wrong style for the house!!)1:59 PM May 29th from web
  15. Mommy is already partied out. Time for her to make me a makkurokurosuke or two. Paint a mini Koosh ball? It would look like you know who.9:00 PM May 24th from web
  16. stream of cattishness RUN CLIMB door frame pull ears straight back SLIDE.. MOM STILL GLUED TO STUPID LAPTOP must beat up Mole for attention4:15 PM May 18th from web
  17. You named me Laksa because it sounded like Laika? Excuse me, I'm not a girl, I don't bark... All right, yes I was a stray. YES I'M STRESSED.10:54 PM May 15th from web
  18. Watching "Tremors" on Encore Mystery channel. I could kill those giant graboid worm creatures in, like, 10 seconds. Stop rolling your eyes!9:21 PM Apr 19th from web
  19. MoleTheStupid, I mean @MoleTheWise, I repeat. *Sigh*. Salamanders are not insects. Dolphins are not fish. And you are a cat, not a cougar!4:30 PM Apr 19th from web
  20. @MoletheWise is denigrating the Cross Country Kitties blog. Mom has nothing to do with it. My brother has brought me nothing but trouble.3:09 PM Apr 15th from web
  21. Back into the bathroom sink to sulk. They were just eggs, okay? Sheesh, they were lousy EMPTY shells, okay? I'll MAKE YOU new Prague eggs...6:14 PM Apr 8th from web
  22. Driving around, saw a street cat. Our eyes met. It opened a burger box, and bit into the bun. There was no meat left in it. It looked away.10:08 PM Apr 6th from Tweetie
  23. I am not on Mars. Where am I? http://tinyurl.com/dlyxxj2:59 PM Mar 25th from web
  24. (RT deleted FB pic) A fan of @BarackObama sent me a HOPE poster of MOLE. Dear fan, what about moi, KINGLAKSA??? http://tinyurl.com/dfmonl12:40 PM Mar 25th from web
  25. A Portuguese Water Dog becomes the First Dog in April. He will be black, like my brother Mole. 葡萄牙水犬 in Chinese http://tinyurl.com/b6qjka11:14 AM Feb 25th from web
  26. Mom let me out of the house! Yippee! Um, it took me 0.01 seconds to turn 180 degrees to get back in. Who knew there was a faucet out there??7:11 PM Feb 16th from web
  27. Facebook 讓您和親朋好友保持聯繫, 隨時分享生活中的每一刻? Laksa Mole"找不到你要瀏覽的頁面。你可能點選了一個過期的網址或是打錯了網址。有一些網址是有大小寫分別的。" Wow. you can cram a lot more words in Chinese!...12:19 AM Feb 8th from web
  28. Didn't get to say goodbye to my 2500+ pals on Facebook. "Laksa Mole" seems to have been deleted. Pix still there.. http://tinyurl.com/9pu6oq7:43 PM Feb 5th from web
  29. Rabbit at Rest? So it can be served to me without me chasing it? Oh- you mean the author of Rabbit Angstrom novels, John Updike, passed on.3:36 PM Jan 27th from web
  30. Happy Chinese New Year! Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, sheep, monkey, rooster, dog, pig? Hello? The rat made it and I didn't?4:24 PM Jan 26th from web
  31. Cardboard apple crate cat condominium! 1st floor-Granny Smith, 2nd flr-Jonagold, 3rd flr-Fuji, basement is certified organic. Laksa in PH.2:57 PM Jan 25th from web
  32. Finally. Someone credited http://www.crosscountrykitt... for pic on icanhascheezeburger. (Thieves..) http://tinyurl.com/a3bxgx5:18 PM Jan 24th from web
  33. Why is everyone talking about having balls tonight? Okay, I'd like two balls, please.10:32 PM Jan 20th from web
  34. What do you mean, angry at nothing. This is my job. http://tinyurl.com/84wobp10:08 AM Jan 14th from web
  35. Now that this tiny patch of sun is gone, Mole, you can have this spot. Here, I said you can have it, dummy. Now, get off that heat vent.5:08 PM Jan 12th from web
  36. Someone stole my photo and put it up on icanhascheezeburger. http://tinyurl.com/a3bxgx Well, me da source, guys. How'bout a better caption?9:54 AM Jan 11th from web
  37. I wonder why I never get to go into the mall. I would like a pair of boots.12:51 PM Jan 9th from web
  38. Mole is meditating now. Is that yoga? He says it's better than sitting around doing nothing. http://tinyurl.com/8jzlvf3:47 PM Jan 5th from web
  39. New year's resolutions. 1) Humans shall not witness clumsy head-bonking during abortive fly-catching missions. 2) Guppy is not a water fly.4:01 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from web
  40. My pet peeve? Lapdogs! Yours, too? Yes, yes... go ahead and ban lapdogs in cars. Have you heard of any anti-lapcat bills? I rest my case.9:43 AM Dec 30th, 2008 from web
  41. Dreaming of Pablo Picasso's Figures on a Beach. I think I need another figure to complete the picture. http://tinyurl.com/74spp712:58 AM Dec 28th, 2008 from web
  42. Left me shivering in the car for THREE hours and came back smiling? If it's called The Curious Case of Benjamin Kitten, I might understand.10:45 PM Dec 26th, 2008 from web
  43. 12 days of Christmas. Please skip drummers, pipers, lords, ladies, maids and golden rings... the rest, yum.7:25 AM Dec 21st, 2008 from web
  44. Divots on Molé? What divots. I don't see any divots. Mole, did you pull out your own hair? This stuff on my paw? What stuff? Oh, it's, um...7:27 PM Dec 19th, 2008 from web
  45. My trophy? You mean, that mule deer buck with jumbo horns? I caught the beast with one single paw swipe. Yup. http://tinyurl.com/46zu9s7:58 PM Dec 17th, 2008 from web
  46. @sharonhahnD ... read ... my ... muzzlepuffs ... if you get a puppy, I'll make sure to make his life a pure puppy hell. HELL! Capiche?8:39 AM Dec 8th, 2008 from web in reply to SharonHahnD
  47. My brother's secret mission, not ordered by President-elect Barack Obama. It's a blue-collar job, you see. http://tinyurl.com/6zddgl11:27 PM Dec 6th, 2008 from web
  48. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight... Huh? You guys don't do this?? http://tinyurl.com/644r8611:16 PM Dec 6th, 2008 from web
  49. I am happy today. That's why I bit you, Mole. http://tinyurl.com/5qpsr88:40 PM Dec 4th, 2008 from web
  50. Locked in the bathroom again. Sulking in the sink.1:29 PM Nov 6th, 2008 from web
  51. I think my brother is fat. http://tinyurl.com/594vxz1:23 PM Nov 6th, 2008 from web



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