Sunday, October 4, 2009

(bonus edition II: Laksa Hahn Darlin, a.k.a. Kinglaksa)

KingLaksa

  1. Happy birthday to me! (And happy birthday/RIP, Sputnik I.) Watch out for the launch of Mol-E the Space Cat. To impunity and beyond!about 11 hours ago from web
  2. Birthday countdown: 1 day. Gift wish #5: a Trabi. That's for my next birthday? Okay. How about a parachute. I do want Mole to land safely.4:23 AM Oct 3rd from Tweetie
  3. Birthday countdown: 2 days. Gift wish #4: An album by Mole and the Cosmonauts: "C'mon, do the Mole" "Mole on the loose" "Space Kitty '09"9:10 AM Oct 2nd from web
  4. Birthday countdown: 3 days. Gift wish #3: audio-visual motion sickness Mole vomit warning system. (Throw in a drool guard & vertigo pills.)9:11 AM Oct 1st from web
  5. Birthday countdown: 4 days. Gift wish #2: extra whiskers, attachable at 35 degree angles to the longitudinal axis of Mole's little head.2:44 PM Sep 30th from web
  6. Birthday countdown: 5 days. Gift wish #1: Strap-on boosters. What for? What size? Hey, Mole the Supercat, come here. Let me measure you.1:15 PM Sep 29th from web
  7. Captain Laksa speaking. We've just pulled into a harbour. I'M NOT dipping my paws in the water. Petty Officer Mole, go ahead, report back.9:04 AM Sep 25th from web
  8. I'm still mourning the loss of my beloved balloon duckie. Hacked in broad daylight. By whom? I'd like to know. Mole, prepare a nemesis list.7:07 AM Sep 25th from Tweetie
  9. Oooooh. When has bird population in Twitterland exploded? They fancy themselves designer chicks. Look, teal birdies, mauve birdies...5:36 PM Sep 24th from web
  10. Chompyschleppers 1 to Chompyschleppers 2, still having radio problems here (#%*AT&T!!) please be patient, will howl when Fancy Feast appears10:06 AM Sep 22nd from web
  11. I seem to produce more hairballs when I practice how to meow like a New Yawker. Scared ya? Annoyed? Check back next week. Laksa Minnelli!7:41 PM Sep 15th from Tweetie
  12. I love my brother, my brother loves me. (hug)(hug)(hug) Okay, now, let's fight. Uh, I don't have anything to fight about today. ***love***11:45 AM Sep 10th from web
  13. Mole, your ears will stay that way if you don't stop fuming. Here, let's do a staring contest. Stare. Stare. Stare. See? I made you smile.1:34 PM Sep 9th from web
  14. Declawing ban opposed by the SFSPCA. Yes, politicians shouldn't regulate medical procedures. Only saying it because my paws are intact. Hee.7:26 AM Sep 8th from web
  15. Today's dinner plan: day-old cold kibble porridge, day-old... mmm Mole, did you know that day-old kibble stew tastes better the next day?10:05 AM Sep 7th from web
  16. My banquet menu plan: Kibble porridge, kibble stew... Mole, have you caught that pigeon yet? Wish list: pigeon à l'orange, pigeon tartare...7:48 AM Sep 6th from web
  17. Mole found the satin-covered plastic balls I stored in a shoebox last Christmas. Red, white, green and blue. They are all over the floor.8:08 AM Aug 31st from web
  18. We invest in the global environment by promoting maximum cuteness engineering. Our uncompromising commitment is to our food delivery system.11:55 AM Aug 29th from web
  19. On the other hand, you'll be toast, Mole, if you don't learn your alphabet. Yes, you do need it for your driver's license. Start spelling!11:48 PM Aug 28th from web
  20. Laksa Cronkite, the "most trusted cat in America," is about to... about to... (suspense)... announce... Huh, what do you mean? I'm not dead.11:04 PM Aug 28th from web
  21. Landing gear lever. Down. Hydraulic panel. On. Audio control. As required. Waste maintenance. Auto. Kibble source. Push. Checklist Complete.12:24 PM Aug 25th from web
  22. Cat yoga book says I should empty my mind. Then I wouldn't be so hungry. Have to make sure no one empties my tummy. No back-up kibble! Om--8:10 PM Aug 23rd from web
  23. Large black mystery cat sightings in the East Bay. Black panthers or mountain lions? Someone has a photo: http://bit.ly/ALNoD9:21 PM Aug 10th from web
  24. I am only 7. I can honestly say: If being a teenager means living in the world of Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus, I don't want any of it.9:05 PM Aug 10th from web
  25. Learning how to dial a phone. Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Claw against glass - useless! RETRACT. Pat, pat, pat, pat, pat. Mmmm paw pad on glass10:25 PM Aug 3rd from Tweetie
  26. What do sugar beets and oyster shells have in common? Black fur balls. #CrossCountryKitties in Wyoming & Oregon. http://bit.ly/3InuMT9:16 PM Jul 22nd from web
  • Name laksa hahn darlin
  • Location Grand Teton National Park
  • Web http://crosscount...
  • Bio L'enfer, c'est les autres chats. Mom is also twittering. //twitter.com/SharonHahnD




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