Sunday, October 4, 2009

(bonus edition II: Laksa Hahn Darlin, a.k.a. Kinglaksa)

KingLaksa

  1. Happy birthday to me! (And happy birthday/RIP, Sputnik I.) Watch out for the launch of Mol-E the Space Cat. To impunity and beyond!
  2. Birthday countdown: 1 day. Gift wish #5: a Trabi. That's for my next birthday? Okay. How about a parachute. I do want Mole to land safely.
  3. Birthday countdown: 2 days. Gift wish #4: An album by Mole and the Cosmonauts: "C'mon, do the Mole" "Mole on the loose" "Space Kitty '09"
  4. Birthday countdown: 3 days. Gift wish #3: audio-visual motion sickness Mole vomit warning system. (Throw in a drool guard & vertigo pills.)
  5. Birthday countdown: 4 days. Gift wish #2: extra whiskers, attachable at 35 degree angles to the longitudinal axis of Mole's little head.
  6. Birthday countdown: 5 days. Gift wish #1: Strap-on boosters. What for? What size? Hey, Mole the Supercat, come here. Let me measure you.
  7. Captain Laksa speaking. We've just pulled into a harbour. I'M NOT dipping my paws in the water. Petty Officer Mole, go ahead, report back.
  8. I'm still mourning the loss of my beloved balloon duckie. Hacked in broad daylight. By whom? I'd like to know. Mole, prepare a nemesis list.
  9. Oooooh. When has bird population in Twitterland exploded? They fancy themselves designer chicks. Look, teal birdies, mauve birdies...
  10. Chompyschleppers 1 to Chompyschleppers 2, still having radio problems here (#%*AT&T!!) please be patient, will howl when Fancy Feast appears
  11. I seem to produce more hairballs when I practice how to meow like a New Yawker. Scared ya? Annoyed? Check back next week. Laksa Minnelli!
  12. I love my brother, my brother loves me. (hug)(hug)(hug) Okay, now, let's fight. Uh, I don't have anything to fight about today. ***love***
  13. Mole, your ears will stay that way if you don't stop fuming. Here, let's do a staring contest. Stare. Stare. Stare. See? I made you smile.
  14. Declawing ban opposed by the SFSPCA. Yes, politicians shouldn't regulate medical procedures. Only saying it because my paws are intact. Hee.
  15. Today's dinner plan: day-old cold kibble porridge, day-old... mmm Mole, did you know that day-old kibble stew tastes better the next day?
  16. My banquet menu plan: Kibble porridge, kibble stew... Mole, have you caught that pigeon yet? Wish list: pigeon à l'orange, pigeon tartare...
  17. Mole found the satin-covered plastic balls I stored in a shoebox last Christmas. Red, white, green and blue. They are all over the floor.
  18. We invest in the global environment by promoting maximum cuteness engineering. Our uncompromising commitment is to our food delivery system.
  19. On the other hand, you'll be toast, Mole, if you don't learn your alphabet. Yes, you do need it for your driver's license. Start spelling!
  20. Laksa Cronkite, the "most trusted cat in America," is about to... about to... (suspense)... announce... Huh, what do you mean? I'm not dead.
  21. Landing gear lever. Down. Hydraulic panel. On. Audio control. As required. Waste maintenance. Auto. Kibble source. Push. Checklist Complete.
  22. Cat yoga book says I should empty my mind. Then I wouldn't be so hungry. Have to make sure no one empties my tummy. No back-up kibble! Om--
  23. Large black mystery cat sightings in the East Bay. Black panthers or mountain lions? Someone has a photo: http://bit.ly/ALNoD
  24. I am only 7. I can honestly say: If being a teenager means living in the world of Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus, I don't want any of it.
  25. Learning how to dial a phone. Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Claw against glass - useless! RETRACT. Pat, pat, pat, pat, pat. Mmmm paw pad on glass
  26. What do sugar beets and oyster shells have in common? Black fur balls. #CrossCountryKitties in Wyoming & Oregon. http://bit.ly/3InuMT




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